June 2013
Did anyone else realise…
We now all know…
What’s behind…
The door…
Play
May 2013
first i was afraid
Dynamite (Taio Cruz Cover)
Josh Macedo
An unholy amount of time, money and energy has been poured into my musical education on both the creative and technical sides of playing and recording it and I have channeled that into this cover of Dynamite by Taio Cruz. I think I can hear the collective sobbing of every music teacher I’ve ever had right now.
Here’s a download link if for some ridiculous reason you want this in your personal music library. And here’s a download link to some lossless versions of the track if for some even more ridiculous reason you desire it.
A recently integrated sweeper on Mediafire mistakenly identified this cover as a terms of service violation and blocked it from being downloaded the last time it made the rounds on here
But I got them to realize their mistake and everything’s back to normal
So here! Have this again and put it on your personal computer box if you like
I’m so thrilled this exists.
Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.
The end.
Wrapping it up.
I’m surprised that Joss got people to actually make that movie
Considering his whole pitch must have been “So there’s a cabin, and it’s in the woods, and some stuff happens, and then everybody dies”
Good night.
I’m not sure what I expected.
But that might be the most satisfying end to a horror movie ever.
Giant hand. And that’s it.
So we’re just going to let the world end. Okay, that’s cool.
BRING ON THE ANCIENTS!
I repeat: stoner dude FTW!
OF COURSE YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THE ONLY REASON YOU’RE ALIVE
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU DO?
Okay, dying is an option
HELLO SIGOURNEY WEAVER
WHAT TERRORS DO YOU BRING
Joss Whedon must have written this to fulfill every single one of his character death fantasies.
Friendly fire? Check
Killed by monster? Check
Motorcycle crash into giant force field? Check
Stabbed through the heart by a large piece of metal while in the cockpit of a transportation vessel? Not that one again….
Hit in the head by an axe? Check
Decapitated by a zombie? Check
and on and on…
I feel like Agent Coulson.
“So that’s what [that monster] does.”
Well, if all that gore doesn’t placate “the Ancients” I don’t know what will.
That is disgusting and disturbing. Scale? 8/10.
So that’s some useful exposition.
I think I know what’s going on now!
Stuck in a glass cube surrounded by monsters?
That would not be my preferred way to die.
I get claustrophobic.
The elevator is creeping me out.
Glass windows? Blackness without?
Here comes the OHHHHHGADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHflagnar
Um, I knew that was coming.
HAHA! STONER DUDE FTW!
“Yeah, I kinda dismembered that guy with a trowel”
OKAY THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE. SHE WAS TOTALLY DEAD.
AND SO WAS HE!
Red phone must be important.
Hold the phone!
How is there still time left in this movie?
They’re all dead now.
Is the last 25 minutes just the party?
WOW THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
This is like Joss Whedon paradise. Everybody dies!
Will she drown?
Virgin’s death is optional? What does that mean?
So we need to keep “the Ancients” from rising.
And we do that by making really gory reality television?
Man, earth’s been screwed up for a long time if that’s what it takes.
Wait, did she just kill a zombie?
So the white shirt guys are trying to kill them.
But why?
Okay, so kill off the one who figured it out.
Now what happens?
Two down three to go.
BEHIND YOU
OHGAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAA
CLOSE THE DOOR
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT ARE THEY PRAYING TO?
IS THAT BLOOD?
I’m so confused.
Okay then.
Creepy zombie killers kill the mood.
Are they really killing off a character that fast?
